“Seems like blood should be able to get through all this. I know he didn’t do it right. I’m just gonna take a quick peek.”

crox83:

Officially the saddest/most pathetic thing I have ever seen. 

If you could be any non-human creature, what would you choose? [x]

I just finished The Evolution of Mara Dyer.

skunkbosom:

U KNOW WHAT FUCKIGN IM DONE HIDING THIS IM SO FINISHED WITH AEVEREYONE WERE NEVER DISCUSSING THIS AGAIN IM TAKING IT OFF OF MY ASK PAGE THING W/E popsiclE STORY UNDER THE CUT U SHITFUCKERS

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seeimsmiling360:

qqmoarz:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

this is my favorite fucking video on the internet 

lmao

annaaelfara:

Have you ever just been sitting around and then you fart so hard that it hurts and then you think

Maybe this is what bumsex feels like in reverse

[x]

ablogorsomething:

I was so unprepared for that omg

omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.