*screams*

When people say Tumblr only cares about terrorist attacks when it is in America…

 ...

 what?

chefboyardeezie:

i had my buns out

all i needed was the wiener

but i made one crucial mistake

i forgot to keep an eye out for selener

 teen wolf

 asdfjkl;

tifferini:

TW Season 2 Extras: Alternate Stiles Takes

 the mortal instruments

 I totes want this

 negl

tmisource:

First look at the 2014 MORTAL INSTRUMENTS calendar from Trends International coming this summer. Take a closer look at tmisource.com

 jfc

whorville:

sundaym0anin:

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

Is this because when you turn the C clockwise and fill it up with water t would hold the most I’m so confused

IT’S BECAUSE C SOUNDS LIKE SEA

 lol

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

 the mortal instruments

 asjdglirjeo;igbe

whisperedlegends:

“Nothing about you is ugly, Izzy,” said Simon, honestly shocked.

“Girls aren’t supposed to be covered in scars,” Isabelle said matter-of-factly. “But they don’t bother you…I didn’t ask you to come here last night because I couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. I want to be with you, Simon. It scares the hell out of me, but I do.”

Her eyes shimmered, and before he could wonder for more than a moment whether it was with tears, he had leaned forward and kissed her. This time it wasn’t awkward. This time she leaned into him, and he was suddenly under her, rolling her on top of him. Her long black hair fell down around them both like a curtain. She whispered to him softly as he ran his hands up her back. He could feel her scars under his fingertips, and he wanted to tell her he thought of them as ornaments, testaments to her bravery that only made her more beautiful. But that would have meant stopping kissing her, and he didn’t want to do that. She was moaning and moving in his arms; his mouth with the taste of her, and the scent of her skin, salt and perfume.

City of Lost Souls || Stuff of Heaven

 the mortal instruments

 city of bones

 cassie clare

 give me this movie

 give it to me NOW

• Harald:  Cassandra saw the movie a couple weeks ago. I was so nervous, I couldn't breathe--
• Cassie:  You were so nervous you went to Norway to avoid me.
• Harald:  Exactly. I was not even in the country, that's how nervous I was. I was on Easter holiday with my lovely family to Norway skiing. I could not be further away, and then I was like, "Oh, right now she's watching the movie. Oh god, oh god, oh god." And I was texting the assistant in the room - (to Cassie) you didn't know this. And I said, "Is she laughing? Yes, yes. What is she laughing at? [indistinct] How's she liking that? Yes, yes, she seems to like it.
• Audience:  *laughs*
• Harald:  And I was like, "oh my god she's actually into it." And then we got on the phone and it was just, great stuff. But one of the things that - you cut the movie and you've seen it a hundred times and I don't know how many times I've seen it now. And then that scene [little Clary with a younger Luke] that you referred to was actually dropped from the movie because of many things, but one of them is you don't want your movie to be too long. And then you said, "I was watching that scene over and--
• Cassie:  And I cried! I cried when I saw it. I was seeing Luke so much younger and like, it got me here *places hands over heart*.
• Harald:  So that's back in the movie.

 beautiful creatures

jonsnowh:

That’s when I realized what that creaking sound had been. Pressure. Tiny cracks in the glass, spreading out like fingers, until the window collapsed inward like it had been pulled by a thread. It was chaos. The girls were screaming. Everyone in the class was scrambling out of their seats. Even I jumped. (Beautiful Creatures, page 59)

 bless

 vampire academy

vampireacademymovienews:

A wonderful compare and contrast between the two novels. Definitely worth the read.